Sunday, February 8, 2009

prisoner at a bar finalists

"If anybody calls, I'm not here."
"I'd kill for some peanuts."
"Most men drink to escape. I escape to drink."

Not too bad this week. I have no real complaints.

2 comments:

  1. "I've got a complaint: I wish I were taller."

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  2. "I've got a complaint: my wife is a slut."

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