Friday, January 23, 2009

brainstorming



"This is a robbery."
"My wife just left me."
"Nice bow tie."
"I bet that readers of the New Yorker would look smilingly upon my zany predicament."
"My other tunnel goes to Mexico."
"There are no stools here."
"I guess I won't find the stool pigeon here."
"I guess I won't find the stool pigeon here, as there seem to be no stools."
"It's funny that I am looking for the informant, or stool pigeon, who sent me to prison, and I wind up in a bar that is completely lacking chairs, or stools."

2 comments:

  1. "Look me in the fucking face when I talk to you."

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  2. "There's a hole in the ground at this prison bar! And no stools."

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